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And for whatever reason, that sticks in her craw something fierce.

The bottom line is when she says she’s hungry, she means it.

Feed that woman immediately or she will eat your fucking face.

They’re adorable and you want to take them home and keep them forever, but if you try to motorboat her puppies she will slap the shit out of you. Not only that, but any suggestion to the contrary will send your pregnant wife into hysterics. You Will Be Replaced by Pillows Did you spend a crap ton of money on a mattress?

And there’s nothing more demoralizing than a conversation that involves your penis and hysterical laughter. Some sort of memory foam or pillowtop deal that makes you feel like 1,000 little angels are massaging you as you fall asleep every night?

And that’s when I get the “I’M NOT MADE OF GLASS, STOP TREATING ME LIKE A PRINCESS! Oh well, husbands/boyfriends of pregnant women are damned if we do and damned if we don’t. Their bodies are growing, stretching and changing to accommodate said life. Case in point, a disturbing trend has emerged in the Daddy Files household the last few weeks.

MJ has not only stopped doing dishes, she’s no longer even attempting to put the dirty dishes in the sink.

Right at the end she’ll be so desperate to get the baby out of her that she’ll use you in the hopes that sex will send her into labor.

It’s slightly awkward, but after the drought it’s a welcome relief — as long as her water doesn’t break right then and there. Yes Her Boobs Are Bigger, No You Can’t Touch Them While we’re on the topic of sex, let me tell you about one of Nature’s cruelest tricks.

When a woman is carrying a child, it’s a beautiful thing.

That “pregnant glow” you always hear about is real, mainly because she’s carrying around a few extra pints of blood which does wonders for her hair, her fingernails and — her rack.

Know that “I’m hungry” doesn’t mean she’s looking forward to the dinner plans you have in an hour.