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We were pretty casual about nudity around the house. Kim was fresh out of the shower and drying her hair. "I'm standing here right in front of you wearing one of my sexiest outfits and all you can think of is work stuff! " With that, the pouting look disappeared being replaced by a huge grin and laughter. "Hmmph", I said as I turned back to the coffee pot to fix the second cup of my morning quota. Just like Derek." "He seems like a lot nicer a guy than Derek sending her roses like that." "Yeah, but she won't give me any deets. Quite unusually for me, I must have fallen asleep after Mike came home but before Kim returned.

No one thought twice about going into the bathroom if someone else was in there. She hadn't bothered to wrap herself in a towel yet. My mind was elsewhere." "What were you thinking about? I looked up to see my daughter with her lip turned down in a pout. When I turned back, my daughter was back in her room leaving the iron plugged in and the ironing board still set up. With some reluctance, and not bothering to get dressed, I went to my home office and began surfing the internet, reading my morning papers online. Quickly I ordered a dozen orange roses with a card that simply read "Thank you". Normally I would wait up for both my chickadees, only falling asleep when they were both safely at home. I don't think you should talk about blowjobs and your friend in front of me." "Daddeeee, if I can't talk to you about it, who can I tell? Besides, it was only a blowjob, it's not like she fucked him." "Kim!

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